If...

...You don't use words if more than four letters,
if you say "see what I mean" to hide your lack of vocabulary,
if you find that pink, as a total look, is a valuable option for a sport suit
if you speak very loud and it sounds like a duck kwacking
if you are on a perpetual diet AND exercise every day
if your pony tail sits very high on your head
if you think that the ring on your finger should be the price of 3 months salary of your fiance
if you find that knowing everything about Britney Spear should be considerated as a cultural thing
if you say "I was like" and "Oh my god " every 7 seconds in a conversation